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— So my professor was asking questions.
- Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
- Like 3 people: *raises hand*
- Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
- Me: *raises hand*
- Professor: *points me out* why?
- Me: It's illegal.
- Professor: touche.
9 hours ago
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lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

11 hours ago
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aoba-hime:

ah, youre into tokyo ghoul? i love that series the way they just [clenches fist] t-the way the y just [falls to my knees] k kaneki ken just wanted to talk about his b ook….. [clenches fists again] he diDNT DESERVE ALL THAT

12 hours ago
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tobiramas:

too many people ship kakasaku…

12 hours ago
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Anonymous asked : This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

12 hours ago
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surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

(Source: surprisebitch)

13 hours ago
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lacigreen:

internetdoashouting:

Bless your heart Joseph Fink.

ON POINT.

(Source: internetbooashouting)

13 hours ago
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refreshes:

my childhood inspirations 

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14 hours ago
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shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

14 hours ago
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officialfrenchtoast:

disappointing

officialfrenchtoast:

disappointing

(Source: contraception)

15 hours ago
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emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

1 day ago
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"and i knew it was bad
when i woke up in the mornings
and the only thing i looked
forward to was going
back to bed"
poems from my uncle’s grave (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: irynka)

1 day ago
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spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute)

1 day ago
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svvords:

when someone cute follows u first

image

(Source: wasiangod)

1 day ago
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passion:

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

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