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the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit 

(Source: genies)

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— zodiac sign thing

trisproir:

aries- emo

taurus- weak ass bitch

gemini- ass lovin trash

cancer- water loving son of a bitch

leo- asshole who thinks theyre funny

virgo- pokèmon master

libra- loser nerd

scorpio- swaggy cool kid

sagittarius- shrek worshipper

capricorn- annoying piece of uncool

aquarius- boobie lovin cunt

pisces- bee movie jerk

7 hours ago
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ciggers:

When you walk into a room full of people you don’t know

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sharingays:

The real crime in Naruto was that Itachi never took off his shirt

7 hours ago
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grimelords:

newspaper comics are a whole other world where anything goes and jokes are optional

grimelords:

newspaper comics are a whole other world where anything goes and jokes are optional

7 hours ago
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nyehs:

maybe the real aesthetic was the friends we made along the way

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sweet-bitsy:

This emoticon only gets funnier when you expand the face

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(Source: reheals)

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- straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
- straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
- straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
- gay couple: *holds hands in public*
- straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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(Source: iraffiruse)

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japanlove:

The tradition of finger cutting is performed when a member has committed an offense that can’t be remedied by a mere apology. The cutting of the left pinky finger goes back to the days of the samurai who couldn’t hold their swords if they were missing this finger. After the removal, the finger is preserved in a jar and presented to the gang leader. These photos were taken by Frederick Martens, during his investigations of the Yakuza. - The Mob Museum

japanlove:

The tradition of finger cutting is performed when a member has committed an offense that can’t be remedied by a mere apology. The cutting of the left pinky finger goes back to the days of the samurai who couldn’t hold their swords if they were missing this finger. After the removal, the finger is preserved in a jar and presented to the gang leader. These photos were taken by Frederick Martens, during his investigations of the Yakuza. - The Mob Museum

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SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA by Waka Flocka
593,153 plays

clacking:

officialmothman:

where is he going?

heaven

(Source: kawaiilluminatii)

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— If My Dog Could Talk
- Dog: WAT DOING
- Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
- Dog: WHERE GO
- Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
- Dog: CAN I COME
- Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
- Dog: I COME TOO
- Dog: WAT DOING
- Me: I need to open this door.
- Dog: I HALP
- Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
- Dog: I HALP
- Me: Sigh.
- Dog: WHERE GOING
- Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
- Dog: CAN I COME
- Me: Sure.
- Dog: I SIT IN LAP
- Me: No please don't you are-
- Dog: I SIT IN LAP
- Me: No there's no room and-
- Dog: LAP
- Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
- Dog: RIGHT HERE
- Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
- Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
- Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
- Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
- Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
- Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
- Me: I AM
- Dog: I SIT IN LAP
- Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
- Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
- Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
- Me: .......
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